I know it's been some time since I've sewn you, and it may seem like I forgotten all about you, but please just give me one more chance.
I lost my patience and decided to throw you across the room, as well as blurt obscenities and t-bag you. I know I acted inappropriately, but you made me do it. You were being so difficult, if only you just listened things wouldn't have come to that.
I'll see you again tomorrow, but if in the mean time you could do me a favor and sew yourself... that would be marvelous. It would certainly save you from having to explain the bruises again.