"The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:"
Once upon a time there was a frog named Cornelius. Cornelius was bald. He tried Rogain, but it didn't work. He thought about getting hair implants, but he didn't have insurance. So one day Cornelus decided to get himself a wig. But where does a bald frog get a wig? He must go to WHERE THE HUMANS ARE. Following the long rock to lighted mountains, Cornelius risked life and legs. Giant boxes on wheels nearly running him over! Finally Cornelius makes it to the city and hops around the streets. He kept asking everyone "Please, can you help me get some hair?" But nobody listened. At least they tried not to step on him. Just when he thought hope was gone, Cornelius looks up and sees all these little faces. A doll shop! Cornelius sneaks inside, and when the store owner isn't looking, he took his hat off and switched it for the wig on one of the dolls. He made his ESCAPE! and leaped for joy. "I finally have hair!" he squealed! Unfortunately for Cornelius, the store owner had security cameras, and began to chase Cornelius into the traffic! Cornelius began to hop forwards, backwards, left and right to try to get through the cars, he made it across, but then had to cross a river with crocodiles, logs and turtles on it! He almost got all the way across, but then his wig fell into the water. Cornelius went to reach for it, but fell victim to the hungry crocodile. And that, children, is why STEALING IS WRONG.